Just Because I'm Awake Performance Tee - Moisture-Wicking Graphic Shirt | Keener Gifts

The ultimate shirt for those who believe productivity is an afternoon sport. Whether you’re recovering from a long shift, a marathon trail run, or just a really late night, this performance tee says what everyone else is thinking.

Sometimes, being "awake" is as productive as it gets. Designed with a touch of sarcasm and a lot of comfort, this graphic tee is for the "Keeners" who know when it’s time to work—and exactly when it’s time to stay in neutral. It’s the perfect blend of high-performance fabric and low-performance expectations.

Advanced Performance: 100% Polyester moisture-wicking fabric pulls sweat away from the body for rapid evaporation.

Permanent Sublimation: The design is fused into the fibers—not sitting on top. It’s 100% washer and dryer safe with zero fading, peeling, or cracking.

All-Day Comfort: Lightweight and breathable for high-intensity work or high-mileage training.

For the Trade: Durable enough for the tool belt; breathable enough for the attic.

For the Athlete: Moisture-management for the gym or the ultra-marathon trail.

The Perfect Humorous Gift: An ideal choice for the "not-a-morning-person" in your life, or a sarcastic addition to your own workout (or nap) rotation.

Care Instructions: Built to Last

Unlike traditional screen-printed or vinyl shirts that crack and peel over time, the Stay Grounded tee uses a professional sublimation process. The ink is fused directly into the polyester fibers, meaning the design is as permanent as the fabric itself.

Machine Wash Cold: Keep the moisture-wicking fibers performing their best by washing with like colors.

Tumble Dry Low: This shirt is 100% dryer safe. Because the design is part of the fabric, you never have to worry about it melting or sticking.

No Bleach or Fabric Softeners: To maintain the high-performance "breathability" of the polyester, avoid softeners which can clog the moisture-wicking pores.

Ironing: If needed, use a cool iron. Avoid high heat directly on the sublimated area to keep the colors crisp.

Small-Batch Quality: Each shirt is individually sublimated in our Mount Pearl studio. We keep our inventory low to ensure every print meets our "Keener" standard.

Extended Sizing: We are proud to offer sizes up to 3XL in our Short Sleeve performance tees.

(Note: A $5.00 surcharge applies to sizes 2XL and 3XL to account for specialized garment sourcing.)

Size Guide: Core365 Performance Tees

All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a shirt you already own that fits well and comparing it to the chart below.

CE10 Short Sleeve & CE10L Long Sleeve (Unisex Fit)