{"product_id":"want-daddy-to-do-it-for-you-trade-humor-tee-premium-graphic-shirt-keener-gifts-copy","title":"Just Because I'm Awake Performance Tee - Moisture-Wicking Graphic Shirt | Keener Gifts","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eThe ultimate shirt for those who believe productivity is an afternoon sport. Whether you’re recovering from a long shift, a marathon trail run, or just a really late night, this performance tee says what everyone else is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eSometimes, being \"awake\" is as productive as it gets. Designed with a touch of sarcasm and a lot of comfort, this graphic tee is for the \"Keeners\" who know when it’s time to work—and exactly when it’s time to stay in neutral. It’s the perfect blend of high-performance fabric and low-performance expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdvanced Performance:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Polyester moisture-wicking fabric pulls sweat away from the body for rapid evaporation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePermanent Sublimation:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is fused into the fibers—not sitting on top. It’s 100% washer and dryer safe with zero fading, peeling, or cracking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAll-Day Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Lightweight and breathable for high-intensity work or high-mileage training.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFor the Trade:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable enough for the tool belt; breathable enough for the attic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFor the Athlete:\u003c\/b\u003e Moisture-management for the gym or the ultra-marathon trail.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eThe Perfect Humorous Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e An ideal choice for the \"not-a-morning-person\" in your life, or a sarcastic addition to your own workout (or nap) rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions: Built to Last\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eUnlike traditional screen-printed or vinyl shirts that crack and peel over time, the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eStay Grounded\u003c\/b\u003e tee uses a professional \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"123\"\u003esublimation process\u003c\/b\u003e. The ink is fused directly into the polyester fibers, meaning the design is as permanent as the fabric itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMachine Wash Cold:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep the moisture-wicking fibers performing their best by washing with like colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTumble Dry Low:\u003c\/b\u003e This shirt is 100% dryer safe. Because the design is part of the fabric, you never have to worry about it melting or sticking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Bleach or Fabric Softeners:\u003c\/b\u003e To maintain the high-performance \"breathability\" of the polyester, avoid softeners which can clog the moisture-wicking pores.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIroning:\u003c\/b\u003e If needed, use a cool iron. Avoid high heat directly on the sublimated area to keep the colors crisp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eSmall-Batch Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Each shirt is individually sublimated in our Mount Pearl studio. 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