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    The More You Weigh The Harder You Are To Kidnap - Stay Safe Drink Beer

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    The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are To Kidnap - Stay Safe. Drink Beer.

    No truer words were ever spoken. The beer lover in your life will love this slate sign for his man cave.

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    Quality Slate

    We use 500 million year old slate stone. Sign will not rust, corrode, or fade.

    Longest-Lasting Stone Paint

    Our exterior paint is the highest quality stone paint, good for any weather conditions.

    The WOW Factor

    Quality is achieved by cutting to a depth that cannot be achieved with mere engraving techniques.