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    The More You Weigh The Harder You Are To Kidnap - Stay Safe Drink Beer
    The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are To Kidnap - Stay Safe. Drink Beer. The beer lover in your life will love this slate sign for his man cave.
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    The More You Weigh The Harder You Are To Kidnap - Stay Safe Drink Beer

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    The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are To Kidnap - Stay Safe. Drink Beer.

    No truer words were ever spoken. The beer lover in your life will love this slate sign for his man cave.

    Quality Slate

    We use 500 million year old slate stone. Sign will not rust, corrode, or fade.

    Longest-Lasting Stone Paint

    Our exterior paint is the highest quality stone paint, good for any weather conditions.

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