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    Hangover Just God's Way of Saying You Kicked Ass Last Night! The perfect gift for a man cave.

    Hangover - Just God's way of saying you kicked ass last night!


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    Home Sweet Clinic Slate Sign


    The Man Cave - Manly men doing manly things. The best gift for a man cave.

    Man Cave


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    Retirement - The World's Longest Coffee Break


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    We use 500 million year old slate stone. Sign will not rust, corrode, or fade.

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    Our exterior paint is the highest quality stone paint, good for any weather conditions.

    The WOW Factor

    Quality is achieved by cutting to a depth that cannot be achieved with mere engraving techniques.