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    "Ballsack" Funny Yarn & Knitting Project Tote Bag | Humorous Fiber Artist Carryall | Gift for Knitters and Crocheters

    $19.99
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    The Only Ballsack You'll Actually Want to Carry!

    Get ready for some giggles with this hilariously cheeky "Ballsack" Tote Bag. This tote features a bold, playful text paired with an innocent graphic of three balls of cozy wool and a set of knitting needles. It's the ultimate double-entendre that any fiber artist, knitter, or crocheter with a great sense of humor will instantly appreciate. Be honest: this bag is a hilarious way to lighten up your next craft night or shopping trip!

    Perfect for Projects & Practical Use

    While the message is funny, the bag itself is seriously useful. Made from durable canvas, it's the ideal size for carrying all your crafting essentials: a yarn winder, several skeins of wool, needles, patterns, and your current work-in-progress. The sturdy construction ensures your prized projects and supplies stay secure and protected, no matter where your creative journey takes you.

    The Ultimate Gag Gift: Looking for a unique, unforgettable gift for the knitter or crocheter who has everything (and a wicked sense of humor)? This "Ballsack" tote is guaranteed to get a laugh and quickly become their favorite project bag. It’s perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just as a witty surprise.

    Key Features:

    • Design: Bold "Ballsack" text with a charming graphic of yarn balls and knitting needles.

    • Material: Heavy-duty, long-lasting canvas fabric.

    • Utility: Excellent project bag, yarn storage, library tote, or general shopper.

    • Audience: Designed for knitters, crocheters, fiber artists, and anyone who appreciates a good, clean (well, mostly clean) joke.

    Care Instructions: How to Clean Your Ballsack

    1. Spot cleaning is always best: Apply a mild detergent gently to any soiled areas—handle with care!

    2. For a deeper clean: Turn inside out and wash cold on a delicate cycle. Don't be rough with your sack.

    3. No shrinkage allowed: Air dry only. Tumble drying is strictly forbidden, as excessive heat may lead to premature aging and disappointing results.

    Quality Slate

    We use 500 million year old slate stone. Sign will not rust, corrode, or fade.

    Longest-Lasting Stone Paint

    Our exterior paint is the highest quality stone paint, good for any weather conditions.

    The WOW Factor

    Quality is achieved by cutting to a depth that cannot be achieved with mere engraving techniques.